Linda Green - Season 2 Episode 9
Dark Side of the Moon

Darren and Michelle are finally tying the knot, with Linda as bridesmaid and Jimmy as best man. Hes got the rings, written his speech, everythings in order except one thing—hes forgotten to order the lads car. Darren is furious: ""Two cars you were supposed to order, you brain dead gimp."" Theres nothing for it but to leg it to the registry office and hail a cab along the way. Linda calls Jimmy on his mobile and as he pauses amidst the traffic to take the call—bam!—Hes hit straight on by a van. The weddings cancelled as bride, groom and bridesmaid rush to Jimmys bedside. Jimmys not in a good state: cracked ribs, concussion, a fractured hip and a broken leg. Linda volunteers to look after him at home, throwing herself into her Florence Nightingale role with abandon. After a few days of cooking, cleaning and bed baths, Lindas knackered and the noveltys worn off. She decides its time to call in the reserves. Jimmys mum has just been banged up for shoplifting so, much to his hor